"hey what’s the date?"
if u didnt want to go the school in zoey 101 as a kid u are a liar and we r not friends
“Find everything today?”
she is silent through the transaction, which includes a gift card.)
“How much would you like on this?”
“Oh, sorry. Can I have $150?”
*after paying* “Can you do me a favor?” *she hands me the gift card* “The next customer you see that you think could use this, could you give it to them?”
*stunned* “…Of course!”
“Hi! How are you?”
“I’m okay, thanks.”
(Clearly she is not ok, but she is trying very hard to be pleasant. She is getting very basic items:
milk, bread, eggs, etc. Nothing very festive.)
“So your total comes out to $0.00.”
“The person before you gave me a $150 gift card to use for the next person I thought could use it. You look like you’re having a rough day, so here are your groceries, and there’s about $130 left on this card.”
THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT IN THE UNIVERSE SHUT THE FUCK UP
OH MY FUCKING GOD. THIS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER.
it’s like these companies have finally gotten out of their wild college party years and are now trying to be mature adults now.
Same goes for the Windows logo
I mean look at this shit
Is like someone just ironed the logo
(Source: jiggly-george, via chrisyoungshelbert)
Yadier is pumped up as the Cardinals move on to the NLCS.
Congratulations to the St. Louis Cardinals on becoming NL Central Champions!
(Source: wintermonthnovelty, via danieldescalso)